Mike Obedoza

I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one ;) ;) ;)

Shotgun Rules

1.  Navigator - ensures no freeway and/or street sign gets overlooked while en route to the destination.

2.  D.J. - Captain of the radio and whatever is playing. 

3.  Knocks over cones or shopping carts that blocks parking and/or anything in the way of driving.

4.  Enters code for gated communities that require getting out of the car to do.

5.  Deals with all phone calls and text messages - texting while driving is no joke.

6.  Food Server - takes paper off of straw for drinks, cup holder, fry passer, adds ranch to burgers, and makes it safe to eat while driving.

7.  Spliff roller

8.  Scrub. - hollering at the ladies on the passenger side in ya best friend’s ride.

9.  Defender -  to defend your cars honor on any shenanigans ensued when there are 2 or more cars in the traveling party.  I.E. penny throwing, food fights, water balloons, and any verbal misconduct. 

10. Picture taker of scenic views and/or blade-spots the driver cannot see while driving.

11.  Trunk Closer - when left open.

12. Parallel parking guide - The eyes that let the driver know to come closer by waving their hand towards them and lets the driver know they are too close with an open palm or a smack on the car. 

13. Green light indicator - if the driver is distracted it is up to the person sitting shotgun to bring the driver back up to date before getting honked at from behind.

14.  Non-sleeping - some argue that the shotgun rider must not sleep in order to keep the driver from falling asleep and bored thus risking more than one person’s life.  (I personally don’t believe this.  If I drive you are more than welcome to sleep in shotgun but if you are a girl you must obey the next rule).

15.  Roadhead - and yes you have to swallow or you’re paying for the interior car wash.